I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
do herpes really smell.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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