What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize