R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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