Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I love you. Go after that dick
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize