ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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