: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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