either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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