Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think I am morally bankrupt
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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