If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You pole danced in your parka.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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