It's like a parade of train wrecks.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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