All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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