Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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