If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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