I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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