who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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