Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
vagina is talking i cant
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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