It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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