My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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