My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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