i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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We need to rekindle our bromance
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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