Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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