that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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