bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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