I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My vagina is very pro this idea
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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