I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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