i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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