She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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