Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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