Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize