I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
