Fuck appropriateness.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
