My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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