yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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