so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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