dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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