I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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