how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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