he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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