North Korea, Best Korea!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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