No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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