he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
sex in a hospital.. check
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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