ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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