So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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