I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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