Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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