Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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