Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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