her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
4 words: hood of his car
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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