I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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