I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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