Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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