why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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