Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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