STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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