so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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