Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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