he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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